Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...