What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...