I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...