Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...