Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...