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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Which day does a fish hate?
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When to slap a midget?
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The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Choose a punishment
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