Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...