Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.