Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...