That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...