Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...