Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...