In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...