Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
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At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...