At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!