Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...