A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.