Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...