Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...