Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″