Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...