cross a spider and an elephant
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Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Centipede jokes
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What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...