Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...