From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...