Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...