What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...