yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...