More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
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Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...