spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...