Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...