What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...