Kermit the Frog
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How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...