Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...