It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...