Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost