Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...