Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...