Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...