Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...