Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...