After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...