Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...