Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...