I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...