Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...