Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...