He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...