Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...