To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...