Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...