New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...