Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.