What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.