What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...