What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...