You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...