What’s pink and slowly turns red?
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Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
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This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
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My Pa Won’t Like It
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What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...