The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...