Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Bosses versus workers
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Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...