The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...