John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday