Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...