A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.